YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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