Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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