school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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