Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.