And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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