guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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