Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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