I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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