think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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