I wanna passion pit in your ass
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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