btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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