Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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