Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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