Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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