i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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