if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
is it fun? or sober?
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