Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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