its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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