Only a mothe r could love this liver
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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