Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We're too hungover to prance.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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