i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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