I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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