Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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