I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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