I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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