I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I would fuck him just for his dog
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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