you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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