ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
