the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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