I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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