Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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