# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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