Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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