last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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