do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
