About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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