You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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