I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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