i barfeds in our rink
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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