you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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