How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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