why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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