So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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