i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have post one night stand depression
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
