We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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