Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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