I'm gonna have a badass scar
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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