I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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