I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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