Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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