Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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