id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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