i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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