talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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