well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
